Okay, everyone loves Deadpool. But. Maybe you don't love me as Deadpool. So! Feel free to comment here with any criticisms or problems you have, anon or not. If you want me to reply and wish to stay anonymous, give me an email address to reply to. (WE HAVE STALKER PINS NOW)

Just, keep in mind I'm taking him from Cable and Deadpool, where while still zany, isn't as awesomely zany as he used to be. And while I'm taking elements from the current run, it's all kind of... hesitantly.

Okay! Rollcall! Everyone better show up! I don't care if your icons are expired or not, so help me or you'll get SUCH A PINCH!

Also, for this post we are conveniently ignoring the fact that I am currently a disembodied head yet to wash up onto the beautiful shores of our lake.

Wait, they're giving me TWO series on top of the annual and the mini-series? That's more than even Spidey! I'm famous I tell you, famous!

But Pool-O-Vision is ME TIME, though, I don't know what to think about that...

Why is Spidey more like me than I'm like me lately?

Quick, who wrote this, get him on me right away!

..not on me- more like, getting a move on writing me-- awww fuggedaboutit.

ETA: Holy harnesses, it's Joe Kelly! I knew there was something all familiar-like!

Okay FOX, you're disowned! I won't even do the voiceover for World's Most Dangerous Assassinations! That's it! We're done.

You're worse than Daniel Way.

As cool as they are, I don't have eye lasers! I held out hope that you didn't PUT SWORDS IN MY ARMS, but nooooooooo. Can't even keep my origin story seperate from ol' Logan buddy. I BLAME YOU TOO, LOGAN, you stinkin' ball of a man, if you weren't so gosh darned popular I wouldn't have been dragged into this! I even feel sorry for the rest of Weapon X! I mean sure, they shot me up with a failed copy of your healing factor, so that kinda makes us half-brothers in a way (the kind that punch each other in the head every time they see each other!) but come on! They just decided to take everything else and shove it in me too!

ETA: APPARENTLY THEY TOOK MY VOICE. Merc with a Mouth without a Mouth? Even Zombie!Me has halfa one! %@#$!#^! Ryan Reynolds, why must you be adequate, and then they get rid of you for that? It's enough to make a grown man cry! Maybe the first half of the movie is still worth a laugh or two...

I can only hope that Wolvie beats me until I'm red and black and me again. Man, never thought I'd say that.

In case it wasn't apparent.

I AM NOT BARAKA.

Deadpool #7

Okay, starts out pretty nicely, but after that totally awesome dream things start looking a little cramped in there. Coulda used a few more pages of spacing, that dream totally threw me off. And Bob! What kind of person asks Bob to do anything? He's like an incompetent little kid you keep by your side so you look cooler.

Also where is my chin? I'm starting to look a little round-faces there.

So, I think we need one of these things.  Y'know, to talk about things.  Secret things.

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<3 Kyou <3 Comment Count

DROP MEME KIND OF I just wrote what I wanted to really.
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Whoa, I'm getting animated? Funnnnn.

Now, I'm no expert on my own backstory... I usually leave that to the writers what with all their know how and retcon at their fingertips.

But...

Is that really supposed to be me?

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Yellow Boxes!

EDIT: Kyou is awesome and I wish to be more like that.

EDIT 2: I've become more like Kyou and managed to do my new little boxes!
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Typeface Boxes!

( App under the cut, if you know what I mean. )
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....how did this do better than my first app? You guys are silly.

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I had to dig out this journal for this announcement.

Deadpool Classic Trade Paperback!

Pre-order it from Amazon.com for 19.79! It's basically the first appearances for Deadpool all in one book, and it's Volume 1, meaning there is going to be MORE.

If you're as unlucky as I am and missed out on being able to purchase these back in the 90's this is a dream come true. Just thought I'd let EVERYONE KNOW.

Book Description
He's the Merc with a Mouth, the Assassin with Elan, the Wryest Wisecracker of the Weapon X Program, now in a collection of his earliest sagas! Deadpool, with sidekick Weasel in tow, sets out on a quest for romance, money, and mayhem - not necessarily in that order - only to learn he's being hunted by an enemy he killed years before! As if that isn't enough, the Juggernaut crashes into the action, and it's the unstoppable vs. the un-shut-up-able! But all may not be lost if the sultry Siryn can inject a little sanity into the proceedings! Will Deadpool be steered toward a better life by his new heartthrob, or stay the chaotic course he's set for himself? The answer is Yes! Guest-starring the New Mutants, Banshee, Sasquatch, and more! Collects New Mutant #98, Deadpool: The Circle Chase #1-4, Deadpool (1994) #1-4, and Deadpool (1997) #1