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Yellow Boxes!

EDIT: Kyou is awesome and I wish to be more like that.

EDIT 2: I've become more like Kyou and managed to do my new little boxes!
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Typeface Boxes!

Okay, everyone loves Deadpool. But. Maybe you don't love me as Deadpool. So! Feel free to comment here with any criticisms or problems you have, anon or not. If you want me to reply and wish to stay anonymous, give me an email address to reply to. (WE HAVE STALKER PINS NOW)

Just, keep in mind I'm taking him from Cable and Deadpool, where while still zany, isn't as awesomely zany as he used to be. And while I'm taking elements from the current run, it's all kind of... hesitantly.

I don't like the Merc With a Mouth series much, but if it brings spreads like these, well, maybe it doesn't need to be burned:

( cut for dinosaurs )

I really do need my body back, so it doesn't look like I support this so much.

Disney to acquire Marvel Entertainment.

Yeah, you heard me. I wonder if this increases my chances in being in the next Kingdom Hearts? I could totally fight those Heartless bastards alongside Sora and the gang.

Maybe I could get my own theme ride at Disney Land? Mommy mommy I want to ride the Deadpool 3000! It's guaranteed to make you puke!

And these are all of my POSITIVE thoughts. Don't get me started on the rest of 'em.

Not that I'm complainin', but I'm going to have THREE ongoing series? How am I supposed to make fun of Logan for this kind of #%#! now? Oh well, I can always compliment him on his breath. Edit: stupid auto-complete

( The Merc and the Herc )

Also it looks like we out-drank Thor. Possibly Wolvie too, and THEN I stabbed him.

Best Team-Up Ever.

Okay! Rollcall! Everyone better show up! I don't care if your icons are expired or not, so help me or you'll get SUCH A PINCH!

Also, for this post we are conveniently ignoring the fact that I am currently a disembodied head yet to wash up onto the beautiful shores of our lake.

Wait, they're giving me TWO series on top of the annual and the mini-series? That's more than even Spidey! I'm famous I tell you, famous!

But Pool-O-Vision is ME TIME, though, I don't know what to think about that...

Why is Spidey more like me than I'm like me lately?

Quick, who wrote this, get him on me right away!

..not on me- more like, getting a move on writing me-- awww fuggedaboutit.

ETA: Holy harnesses, it's Joe Kelly! I knew there was something all familiar-like!

Okay FOX, you're disowned! I won't even do the voiceover for World's Most Dangerous Assassinations! That's it! We're done.

You're worse than Daniel Way.

As cool as they are, I don't have eye lasers! I held out hope that you didn't PUT SWORDS IN MY ARMS, but nooooooooo. Can't even keep my origin story seperate from ol' Logan buddy. I BLAME YOU TOO, LOGAN, you stinkin' ball of a man, if you weren't so gosh darned popular I wouldn't have been dragged into this! I even feel sorry for the rest of Weapon X! I mean sure, they shot me up with a failed copy of your healing factor, so that kinda makes us half-brothers in a way (the kind that punch each other in the head every time they see each other!) but come on! They just decided to take everything else and shove it in me too!

ETA: APPARENTLY THEY TOOK MY VOICE. Merc with a Mouth without a Mouth? Even Zombie!Me has halfa one! %@#$!#^! Ryan Reynolds, why must you be adequate, and then they get rid of you for that? It's enough to make a grown man cry! Maybe the first half of the movie is still worth a laugh or two...

I can only hope that Wolvie beats me until I'm red and black and me again. Man, never thought I'd say that.

In case it wasn't apparent.

I AM NOT BARAKA.

Deadpool #7

Okay, starts out pretty nicely, but after that totally awesome dream things start looking a little cramped in there. Coulda used a few more pages of spacing, that dream totally threw me off. And Bob! What kind of person asks Bob to do anything? He's like an incompetent little kid you keep by your side so you look cooler.

Also where is my chin? I'm starting to look a little round-faces there.

So, I think we need one of these things.  Y'know, to talk about things.  Secret things.